The internet can be so full of wild stuffs. Take world-famous golfer Tiger Woods for example. His latest car crash and affair boo-boo landed him on the front page of every newspapers and the internet does not spare him either.
Numerous quotes, or rather puns, have been sprouting everywhere and making fun at Tiger Woods' expense. Websites like this and this have compiled so many funny quotes that makes for a quick laugh.
I have put some quotes below for reference:
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Tiger's rear view mirror has a new warning: ANGRY WIVES ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
The bruise on Tiger's forehead spells "Nike" backwards.
Nike has announced a new line of clubs for jealous wives.
Even the world's best golfer can't get out of every lie.
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.
What club did Elin use to "rescue" Tiger? A bitching wedge.
Phil Mickelson has already called Elin to get some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant. He had trouble deciding between a wood and an iron.
The police asked Elin how many times she hit Tiger. She said, "Put me down for a five."
Tiger explained the injuries to his face by telling the police that he's a scratch golfer.
Tiger's sponsor, Gillette, is upset because Tiger said the accident was the closest shave he's ever had.
Elin found out her husband's not a Tiger, he's a cheetah.
Tiger put the fault of the accident on his Escalade, which is typical of a golfer -- always blame the Caddy.
Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
Did you hear about Tiger's last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.
What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? They've both been clubbed by Scandinavians.
I think Tiger needs a new driver, his current shaft keeps getting him in trouble!
I read that the PGA are now investigating Tiger for having too many "woodies" in his bag!
After scoring a couple of beautiful birdies earlier on, Tiger finds himself in serious trouble at the last hole, coming home.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
If Elin really did whack Tiger a couple of times with a golf club, it would have been in line with the rules of golf: there's a 2-stroke penalty for playing the wrong hole.
Hey Adidas, this is Tiger, Nike found your number in my phone. I need you to change your name...
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Laugh at Tiger's expense! Wahaha!
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